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TOP TEN MICHAEL JACKSON MARRIAGE TIPS
10. Mickey Mouse ears make a great birth control device
9. Be considerate -- try not to hog the monkey
8. Keep the moonwalking crap to a minimum
7. Apologize after saying something like "I wish I'd married the
remains of the Elephant Man instead of you!"
6. Whenever wife complains about how freakin' weird you are, show
her a picture of Prince
5. Make it clear that as far as she's concerned, your pants are
"Neverland"
4. Pretend not to notice when she flirts with other androgynous
freaks
3. Maintain joint account with Revlon
2. Keep having surgery until you and your wife are identical twins
1. Two words: beat it!
Playout -- "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
Letterman, June 14, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995